ok so welcome to the site, we will have jokes here, im jake
this is my first blogpost here so yeah, mabey go check noahs blog if he ever post, lazy twigman
ok so after my blog yester day i got onto amazon and bought...
and god, that was cool, ive taken a liking to deadpool theese past few days
i mean, hes cool, and anyways ill see all of you guys later
i cant beileive popular animated band "Your favorite martian" is coming back
god bless ray william johnson for finnaly getting the legal rights back
anyways, thank you all for listening-jake
i think its time i start to update this more often, gonna add a page where i mess
around,anyways be expecting more website content. i leave you with an image. of a garbage can.
(in a garbage can)
my favorite band,
have released a music video for there new song,
and oh lord i love it, anyways, jake parker. out.
i tripped over a guys leg today, twice. and both times a guy at my school said
"its your fault" right after a fell over it when another guy was walking backwards
and then later, i got hit, by a basket ball (that the guy threw) you want to know what he did?
anyways, jake parker. out.
my dads girfreind broke up with him. yet another motherly figure out of my life
anyways, ive recently started using my xbox 360 again
disney infinity is still fun tbh
sorry for no blog post for like a month, just been wrapped up with school
anyways, jake parker. out.
my dads girfreind might be getting back with him?
or either she has murdered my dad
her truck is back down at my dad's. its odd
anyways,gonna add more to the website later. see ya.
my dads girlfreind got back with him
and she gave me a shirt from a show ive never wached
and now ive realized there are a lot of lgbtq+ members at this school
anyways, see ya.
ive been thinking about adding silly little
cartoons to the website, ive had a few ideas
such as a game show where the characters are pride flags
anyways, see ya later.
It appears someone at my school has shared this website with all the popular kids
and i am of course getting made fun of
so anyways to all the people who are sharing it, and laughing at me
thats right, go suck a dong. this is why i have little hope in
humanity, i honestly cant stand any of you
anyways, see ya later. and to all of you popular kids, frick you
i think i should add a fourm to the website
you know to get mass made fun of most likley
mabey even have a few silly little fames on the fourm
anyways, see ya later.
currently making a animation for the website
its about a character named "tranz" they have the ability to morph
and stuff, they also have a not so freind named "ron" who has a red hat
who is a jerk and i swear is not based on politics
so anyways i should finish the first episode over the next week, see yall later
(ps still waiting aproval from noah to put it on the website)
(psps. got aproval, heres a image of the guy now)
ive started a band, i play the guitair and leadvocals, my freind (who is a basist)
does the bass and backing vocals, its just they dont have a bass at the moment
and all i need to make this band a actual decent thing
so yeah, i need a drummer in my area about our age, if any people at my school who know how to play want to
you can ask me if you can join i guess (you would need your own drum set)
and i bet im going to get made fun of for this blog post, but honnestly i dont care anymore
im bassicly ripping off nirvana, dont even have a band name yet
yeah anyways this is goodbye again, i will post again in like 10 days, jake parker out
blah blah blah im back. im here. ignore my last post.
making a webcomic for the website. see yall later, jake parker out.
i finished the first page of the comic you can read it by oing to the comics page.
I think i might also make a blog for a fake character for like. jokes and stuff
i feel horrible but thats normal and i have nothing to say on this blog, noah wasnt at school today, kinda odd but meh
i might update the oliver blog but idk. stay tuned on the comics page for more steve. i know how no one likes him.